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zulidoodles:

[[I had to ok I watched this dang movie four times already]]

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unclefather:

i don’t read “uwu” as a smiley face in my head i read it as “ooo woo”

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misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

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chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

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dry-cereal:

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dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

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booksandbeers:

Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.

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booksandbeers:

Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.

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