YOU'RE THE NEW DUKE OF GET FUCKED.

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blond-demon:

blond-demon:

You’ll see soon enough.

Guys what are you doing this was only supposed to get five notes

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No matter, you will all still get the ask *Sigh*

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Minimalist posters
↳ Infinity On High lyrics

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sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.

sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.

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motherjones:

nickbaumann:

Awesome icons of the Female Saints of Television, by Spencer Salberg. Prints are available here.

“Our Lady of Having it All”

WANT

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theywillliveagaininfreedom:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

but a very cute trashcan

make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH

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falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

imaginebaggins:

e-zekiel:

I WANT JOHN GREEN TO BE ON THE BOAT IN AMSTERDAM AND I WANT HIM TO BE THE ONE WHO SHOUTS, “THE BEAUTIFUL COUPLE IS BEAUTIFUL” IN A PATHETIC AND OBVIOUSLY FAKE DUTCH ACCENT

round 38579485 of make john green find the thing

*cracks knuckles*

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sorority sugar: ✿ rush 101: 33 questions to ask PNMs! ✿

sororitysugar:

while potential new members are trying to learn about the entire sorority, the active members are getting to know each PNM one by one. these are some great questions for actives to ask during recruitment to gain insight into the PNM’s personalities!

  • What was your favorite food when you were a…
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glorzsz:

Oww

FUCKING
HIPSTERS
STOP
TAKING
THESE
CREEPY
FUCKING
PICTURES
RIGHTFUCKINGNOW.

Except dinosaur siblings. You’re alright.

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Source: BuzzFeed

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BLUSTERY DIGGENPLOOF

Soooo I’m going stag to Tumblr prom.

Soooo I’m going stag to Tumblr prom.