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sprookyloser:

Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

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jerkidiot:

the first time you hear the transition from But It’s Better If You Do to I Write Sins Not Tragedies (x)

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rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

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fuckyoutenorclef:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

palmography:

wraithtitties:

no treble

this makes me feel like I’m in the back of a club about to get murdered I LOVE it

The comment. LMFAO.

I feel like I should be in a shitty bathroom dancing secretly in a stall while taking a poop.

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falloutboy:

pull the blackout curtains down…

"Immortals" is up! Listen to the song we wrote for Disney’s Big Hero 6 (inspired by the Marvel comics)

Grab it on iTunes (if it’s not up right now, it will be available next week) 

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"Nuthin’ to see here officer, me and my buddy Willy C here are on a top secret mission for a friend of ours, maybe ya heard of him? His name rhymes with Harock Sosamma"

- Two characters disguised as George W. Bush and Bill Clinton trying to explain to an NPC cop why they’re digging up corpses
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thetidesinitsgrave:

wawaqueen:

Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave

This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.

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Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.

Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

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jaylool:

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID 

jaylool:

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID 

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jenimation:

so The Book of Life has a Mexican mariachi version of “I Will Wait” by fucking Mumford and Sons

this movie is a cinematic masterpiece

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